LA BANI, LA CAP, LA OASE

SYNOPSIS

 

HARPOON and THE BAPTIST are two money collectors that don't collect much, except for kicks and bruises.
As they try to escape their employers' contempt, they accidentally get involved in something much bigger than anything they have tried before: the robbery of a bank armored car.
The felony is planned by a bunch of crooks operating simultaneously and independently of each other: a Russian weapons dealer passing for an honorable business man, the Albanian head of a drug dealing network, a young bank employee in search of a clever way to pay her debts and, above all, a top swindler pulling the strings from inside the hideaway that she created for herself in a monastery.
Too soft and innocent for the job they do, HARPOON and THE BAPTIST are being used successively by each of the robbers until they finally take a capital decision: they will do this collect for themselves.
They will succeed, but only after shaking hands with the bold and attractive bank employee gone for her employer's money.
In the end, they all get something: the Albanian gets a heart break, the Russian gets blown up and the fake nun gets busted. HARPOON and THE BAPTIST get the money, but so does the girl. As they find it difficult to split, the duo becomes a trio, at least for the time of an exotic holiday.

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Doi recuperatori, unul roman si celalalt basarabean, sunt implicati fara voie in jefuirea unei masini bancare.
Fara a sti una de cealalta, mai multe persoane planuiesc concomitent acest jaf: un rus, traficant de arme ascuns sub identitatea unui om de afaceri, un albanez, capul unei retele care se ocupa de droguri, o tanara functionara bancara ce cauta un mod destept pentru a-si plati datoriile si, peste toti, o mare escroaca ce trage sforile din ascunzatoarea pe care si-a creat-o intr-o manastire.
Prea de treaba pentru meseria pe care o practica, "Harpon" si "Baptistu" sunt folositi de fiecare din jefuitori pana in momentul cand se desteapta si hotarasc sa "recupereze" banii bancii chiar in folosul lor.
Pentru a reusi, sunt nevoiti sa bata palma cu unul dintre concurenti: indrazneata si atragatoarea functionara bancara.
In final, in cu totul alt mod decat au planuit, fata si cei doi barbati dau lovitura si lasa sa se inteleaga ca, pe viitor, vor forma un trio redutabil.

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